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WORD OF THE DAY -
"Conurbation" - an aggregation or continuous network of urban communities. I just love "urbation" words!! So, it's basically a city farm.
ON THIS DAY -
1881, the 20th president of the United States, James A. Garfield, died of lasagna overdose. Vice president Odie took over the presidential duties.
1945, Nazi propagandist William Joyce, known as Lord Haw-Haw, was sentenced to death by a British court. The court, along with a piano, were dropped on him from a tall building.
BIRTHDAYS -
Adam West, of course the original "Batman" and also the mayor from "Family Guy" is 78, Actor Jeremy Irons is 60 and Ryan Dusick from "Maroon 5" is 31!!
NEWS!!
I'm a big fan of the "Fox Sexpert" on foxnews.com. This chick has a weekly blog that bluntly address various aspects of the coital arts, and in todays she tackles "10 things you didn't know about men and sex". Ok, I'm a man and I'm pretty sure I know everything about sex...I like it as often as possible, it's better if my partner is dressed like a catholic nun, and the more people watching the better!! Oh ya...and gotta have BeeGees music blasting. Back to the article from the cleavage heavy Fox Sexpert. Let's examine what she says are the 10 things we don't know yet.
1. Trapped Sperm? Some of your junk spit gets stuck in little holding areas inside the vag and gets release later to have another go at the egg. Not in my case, the ceiling and nightstand can easily be wiped off.
2. Oxytocin Affects Males Too - Well duh...we can all thank Rush Limbaugh for warning us about that one!!
3. High Testosterone = Less Sex. Now wait a minute, if this were true all the fat dudes with man boobs would be scarfin all the hotties! I'm pretty sure Russel Crowe gets more tail than Horatio Sans.
4. Death During Sex Has a Prototype - a 1975 study found a pattern for males: the "deceased is usually married; he is not with a spouse and in unfamiliar surroundings," and death usually occurs after "a big meal with alcohol. - Ok., MY plans for the weekend just changed!
5. Orgasm ... or Lack of ... May Prevent Breast Cancer in Males. I wasn't worried about getting breast cancer anyway, I'm more worried about things like the chupacabra and eye exams but I'm glad to hear that. I think I'll thank the Fox Sexpert for that tidbit of knowledge by rubbin off some knuckle-kids on her pic today.
6. You Can Tell a Guy’s "Size" by His — Fingers? Hahah...if that's true the I tell 4 or 5 people on the interstate how big my dick is every morning!!
7. Men Fall in Love Faster Than Women - And we also "fall in love" several times a day. Thank god for "family bathrooms" at Wal-Mart. Thanks to the privacy they provide I can fall in love with a women I saw bending over picking out lunch meat, marry her, fuck her 3 or 4 times, divorce her and get back to shopping in about a minute and twelve seconds. There was this one bathroom though in Dallas Texas that had a door that wouldn't lock....I'd like to throw out props to Kevin, the head of security over there...Kevin dude, thanks again for being so understanding and per the court order I haven't been in Texas once since then.
8. Family Affects Testosterone - According to a 2001 study out of the Mayo Clinic, as a man becomes increasingly attached to his family, his testosterone level goes down. Getting laid also gets replaced with Madden and World of Warcraft. I want to start a charity that sends hookers to theses guys houses. I really think they'd drop the game controller permanently if they were just introduced to a proper set of fun bags for a half an hour.
9. Can a Bowel Movement Make for Bliss? - Have you SEEN the two girls one cup video?? Nothing, I repeat NOTHING about big heaping mounds of shit is a turn on. We're done with this one.
10. Males Like ‘Unusual’ Sex. There's a midget in Vermont with three nipples I met at a moped rally who can confirm that.
ARCHIVES
WORD OF THE DAY -
"Conurbation" - an aggregation or continuous network of urban communities. I just love "urbation" words!! So, it's basically a city farm.
ON THIS DAY -
1881, the 20th president of the United States, James A. Garfield, died of lasagna overdose. Vice president Odie took over the presidential duties.
1945, Nazi propagandist William Joyce, known as Lord Haw-Haw, was sentenced to death by a British court. The court, along with a piano, were dropped on him from a tall building.
BIRTHDAYS -
Adam West, of course the original "Batman" and also the mayor from "Family Guy" is 78, Actor Jeremy Irons is 60 and Ryan Dusick from "Maroon 5" is 31!!
NEWS!!
I'm a big fan of the "Fox Sexpert" on foxnews.com. This chick has a weekly blog that bluntly address various aspects of the coital arts, and in todays she tackles "10 things you didn't know about men and sex". Ok, I'm a man and I'm pretty sure I know everything about sex...I like it as often as possible, it's better if my partner is dressed like a catholic nun, and the more people watching the better!! Oh ya...and gotta have BeeGees music blasting. Back to the article from the cleavage heavy Fox Sexpert. Let's examine what she says are the 10 things we don't know yet.
1. Trapped Sperm? Some of your junk spit gets stuck in little holding areas inside the vag and gets release later to have another go at the egg. Not in my case, the ceiling and nightstand can easily be wiped off.
2. Oxytocin Affects Males Too - Well duh...we can all thank Rush Limbaugh for warning us about that one!!
3. High Testosterone = Less Sex. Now wait a minute, if this were true all the fat dudes with man boobs would be scarfin all the hotties! I'm pretty sure Russel Crowe gets more tail than Horatio Sans.
4. Death During Sex Has a Prototype - a 1975 study found a pattern for males: the "deceased is usually married; he is not with a spouse and in unfamiliar surroundings," and death usually occurs after "a big meal with alcohol. - Ok., MY plans for the weekend just changed!
5. Orgasm ... or Lack of ... May Prevent Breast Cancer in Males. I wasn't worried about getting breast cancer anyway, I'm more worried about things like the chupacabra and eye exams but I'm glad to hear that. I think I'll thank the Fox Sexpert for that tidbit of knowledge by rubbin off some knuckle-kids on her pic today.
6. You Can Tell a Guy’s "Size" by His — Fingers? Hahah...if that's true the I tell 4 or 5 people on the interstate how big my dick is every morning!!
7. Men Fall in Love Faster Than Women - And we also "fall in love" several times a day. Thank god for "family bathrooms" at Wal-Mart. Thanks to the privacy they provide I can fall in love with a women I saw bending over picking out lunch meat, marry her, fuck her 3 or 4 times, divorce her and get back to shopping in about a minute and twelve seconds. There was this one bathroom though in Dallas Texas that had a door that wouldn't lock....I'd like to throw out props to Kevin, the head of security over there...Kevin dude, thanks again for being so understanding and per the court order I haven't been in Texas once since then.
8. Family Affects Testosterone - According to a 2001 study out of the Mayo Clinic, as a man becomes increasingly attached to his family, his testosterone level goes down. Getting laid also gets replaced with Madden and World of Warcraft. I want to start a charity that sends hookers to theses guys houses. I really think they'd drop the game controller permanently if they were just introduced to a proper set of fun bags for a half an hour.
9. Can a Bowel Movement Make for Bliss? - Have you SEEN the two girls one cup video?? Nothing, I repeat NOTHING about big heaping mounds of shit is a turn on. We're done with this one.
10. Males Like ‘Unusual’ Sex. There's a midget in Vermont with three nipples I met at a moped rally who can confirm that.
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