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WORD OF THE DAY -
"Transmogrify" - You should know this one if you were a Calvin and Hobbs fan! It means to transform into a completely different form. "Watch me drink 14 beers and transmogrify that fat ass at the end of the bar into a goddess".
ON THIS DAY -
1850 Congress passed the Fugitive Slave Act, which allowed slaveowners to reclaim slaves who had escaped to other states. A law that would have slightly pissed me off if I was a slave at the time. Of course nowadays the law is still in effect but applies only to Washington politicians, and it applies to slaves that escape out into the street and cannot properly identify the "safe word".
2004 Pop singer Britney Spears married dancer Kevin Federline, and then split up 3 years later. Now everybody knows that K-Fed's a dipshit, but you gotta give him props cuz...c'mon..he was tappin that!!
BIRTHDAYS!!
Actor Robert Blake is 75, James Gandolfini is 47 and Kerry Livgren from the rock group "Kansas" is 59 today.
NEWS!!!
Actor Chevy Chase flapped both his jaw ahd his left wing recently when commenting about Tina Fey's portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. "I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked like her. I'd just like her — personally I felt we didn't need the Hillary stuff — I'd like her to go even harder - I want her to decimate this woman. This woman is, I can't believe there hasn't been more about it. ... It's just unbelievable to me this woman is actually running for vice president." Chase made these comments to reporters from his Illinois abortion clinic while performing a partial birth abortion on a 14 year old runaway.
This is amazing, Phoenix police are investigating the discovery of a newborn found alive in a trash can at a Phoenix school. Police said a school administrator discovered the baby boy screaming inside the garbage can Tuesday afternoon with his umbilical cord still attached. The baby is expected to recovery from it's minor injuries and will be placed with a good family. Less than an hour prior to the discovery of the baby, witness reported seeing a very, very small baby running away from a man that matches the description of Barack Obama!!! Couldn't be him though, the baby was over 2 hours old and friends, that is where he draw the line.
Finally this morning, on a lighter note, from Digg.com comes a photograph worthy of spreading around the email distros at work. It shows a proud, hairy American who has shaved his chest hair into the shape of a bikini top. Quite funny, pass it around!
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