TODAY'S SHOW!!
ARCHIVES
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WORD OF THE DAY -
Philosophocracy - Government by philosophers.
ON THIS DAY -
1947 The balsa wood raft Kon-Tiki, which had carried a six-man crew 4,300 miles across the Pacific Ocean, crashed into a reef on a small Polynesian island. The natives threw a HUGE lou ou where they were laughed at for having a boat made out of balsa wood.
1971 Apollo 15 returned to Earth after a manned mission to the moon.
2007 Barry Bonds became baseball's career home run leader when he hit No. 756 during a home game in San Francisco, passing Hank Aaron's mark. In what will forever be known as the "Hank Aaron Junk Attack", Aaron jumped out of the stands and met Bonds at home plate after his victory lap and beat him senseless with his enormous junk that had NOT been shrunk by years of steroid abuse. Bonds missed 2 weeks of games while recovering from both the physical and emotional damage of the "Hank Aaron Junk Attack".
BIRTHDAYS -
Garrison Keillor is 66, David Duchovny is 48 and Bruce Dickinson, guitarist and vocalist for Iron Maiden is 50!
NEWS -
There's a brand new thrill ride at Coney Island in New York. Unlike traditional amusement park rides that let you experience the super g-forces of a roller coaster, or the feeling of being upside down and weightless, this one gives you the thrill and excitement that can only be....WATERBOARDING!! Don't adjust your ipod volumes ladies and gentlemen, you hear me correctly....waterboarding...ala Guantanamo. It's billed as an "ride" but is more of an exibit that shows robot, animinotronic torturer and torturee going through the motions of simulating drowning to get the dirty terrorist to talk. Unfortunately the exibit lacks real zeal since it only shows what it would be like for one robot to torture another robot....boring. It would make alot more sense, and be much more realistic to let thrill seekers actually ride the ride themselves! Strap them to an inverted table, put a wet towel over their nose and pour water down their throat..and get them to admit things they never actually did...lol. I would almost immediately admit to having homo-erotic dreams about Steve Bushimi to get them to stop that shit.
This is amazing...an Indian man who was knocked unconscious during a stampede of thousands of religious pilgrims on a steep Himalayan mountain path woke up as doctors were preparing to perform his autopsy! The 19 year old Indian man, known only as "Steve", immediately asked for a glass of water and a telephone headset so he could finish troubleshooting an issue with a Dell laptop.
Finally this morning, a British commuter was thrown on to an electrified railway line after she told two kids to stop smoking on a station platform. British Transport Police, who are studying CCTV footage of the incident and were said to be following up a number of leads, said the woman was lucky to be alive because the "live" rail was carrying 750 volts of electricity! After it was determined she had in fact lived, she was given a ticket for smoking.
ARCHIVES
Visit our sponsor:
PURPLE SLUDGE.COM - an independent MonaVie distributor. Learn how MonaVie can make you and your wallet feel better!!
WORD OF THE DAY -
Philosophocracy - Government by philosophers.
ON THIS DAY -
1947 The balsa wood raft Kon-Tiki, which had carried a six-man crew 4,300 miles across the Pacific Ocean, crashed into a reef on a small Polynesian island. The natives threw a HUGE lou ou where they were laughed at for having a boat made out of balsa wood.
1971 Apollo 15 returned to Earth after a manned mission to the moon.
2007 Barry Bonds became baseball's career home run leader when he hit No. 756 during a home game in San Francisco, passing Hank Aaron's mark. In what will forever be known as the "Hank Aaron Junk Attack", Aaron jumped out of the stands and met Bonds at home plate after his victory lap and beat him senseless with his enormous junk that had NOT been shrunk by years of steroid abuse. Bonds missed 2 weeks of games while recovering from both the physical and emotional damage of the "Hank Aaron Junk Attack".
BIRTHDAYS -
Garrison Keillor is 66, David Duchovny is 48 and Bruce Dickinson, guitarist and vocalist for Iron Maiden is 50!
NEWS -
There's a brand new thrill ride at Coney Island in New York. Unlike traditional amusement park rides that let you experience the super g-forces of a roller coaster, or the feeling of being upside down and weightless, this one gives you the thrill and excitement that can only be....WATERBOARDING!! Don't adjust your ipod volumes ladies and gentlemen, you hear me correctly....waterboarding...ala Guantanamo. It's billed as an "ride" but is more of an exibit that shows robot, animinotronic torturer and torturee going through the motions of simulating drowning to get the dirty terrorist to talk. Unfortunately the exibit lacks real zeal since it only shows what it would be like for one robot to torture another robot....boring. It would make alot more sense, and be much more realistic to let thrill seekers actually ride the ride themselves! Strap them to an inverted table, put a wet towel over their nose and pour water down their throat..and get them to admit things they never actually did...lol. I would almost immediately admit to having homo-erotic dreams about Steve Bushimi to get them to stop that shit.
This is amazing...an Indian man who was knocked unconscious during a stampede of thousands of religious pilgrims on a steep Himalayan mountain path woke up as doctors were preparing to perform his autopsy! The 19 year old Indian man, known only as "Steve", immediately asked for a glass of water and a telephone headset so he could finish troubleshooting an issue with a Dell laptop.
Finally this morning, a British commuter was thrown on to an electrified railway line after she told two kids to stop smoking on a station platform. British Transport Police, who are studying CCTV footage of the incident and were said to be following up a number of leads, said the woman was lucky to be alive because the "live" rail was carrying 750 volts of electricity! After it was determined she had in fact lived, she was given a ticket for smoking.
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