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WORD OF THE DAY -
"pathomania" - moral insanity
"pathomania" - moral insanity
ON THIS DAY -
1851 Isaac Singer was granted a patent on his sewing machine...paving the way for the way for the golden age of Laotian sweat shops!
1898 Hawaii was formally annexed to the United States. It was also officially determined to keep the name "Hawaii" and not "Paciforico" as some wanted to call it.
1966 John Lennon apologized at a news conference in Chicago for saying "the Beatles are more popular than Jesus." He meant to reference "God".
1851 Isaac Singer was granted a patent on his sewing machine...paving the way for the way for the golden age of Laotian sweat shops!
1898 Hawaii was formally annexed to the United States. It was also officially determined to keep the name "Hawaii" and not "Paciforico" as some wanted to call it.
1966 John Lennon apologized at a news conference in Chicago for saying "the Beatles are more popular than Jesus." He meant to reference "God".
BIRTHDAYS -
George Hamilton is 69, George Hamilton's tan is 54 and Mark Knopfler of, of course, "The Dire Straights", is 59 today!
George Hamilton is 69, George Hamilton's tan is 54 and Mark Knopfler of, of course, "The Dire Straights", is 59 today!
NEWS -
A judge in Ohio freed a man yesterday who had spent 18 years in prison for raping a 10-year-old girl after a lab re-examining cases across Ohio showed that his DNA profile didn't match evidence from the crime scene. 52 year old Robert McClendon walked out of the prison to freedom for the first time in almost two decades where he answered a reporters question of "Are you going to Disneyland" with..."Nope! I'm gonna go rape the SHIT outa somebody!"
A judge in Ohio freed a man yesterday who had spent 18 years in prison for raping a 10-year-old girl after a lab re-examining cases across Ohio showed that his DNA profile didn't match evidence from the crime scene. 52 year old Robert McClendon walked out of the prison to freedom for the first time in almost two decades where he answered a reporters question of "Are you going to Disneyland" with..."Nope! I'm gonna go rape the SHIT outa somebody!"
Here's a classic case of "stupid people shouldn't be allowed to operate in society"!. A New York state man was arrested for getting too close to his bride on their wedding day. Timothy Cole got into it with a wedding guest at a party Friday after he re-married his ex-wife. Officers apparently knew Cole from previous arrests and realized his bride had an order of protection against him. So they threw him in jail.
Finally this morning, I just want to take a minute and give proper recognition to Michael Phelps and the rest of the American swim team who have just kicked a whole new kind of ass in the Beijing Olympics. The amount of obvious dedication and spirit exhibited has just struck awe in me personally. That intrepid group of young American men epitomize the ideals that made America great to begin with, and is keeping us going strong. When you look at the images of Phelps immediately after the 4x100 relay Gold win, you see unadulterated enthusiasm that no iron or red curtain could snuff. Thank you Michael Phelps and all your teammates for reminding us that being an American is something to stand up and scream our ever-living, fucking lungs about!
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