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WORD OF THE DAY -
"Bowdlerize" - to remove or modify the parts considered offensive.
ON THIS DAY -
1947, India and Pakistan became independent after some 200 years of British rule..officially marking the end of Britain's grip on the tech support industry.
1969 The Woodstock Music and Art Fair opened in upstate New York. Official estimates say that at the very least, as many as 20 people smoked pot at the show.
2001 Astronomers announced the discovery of the first solar system outside our own - two planets orbiting a star in the Big Dipper. The planets were immediately dismissed by the pope as a hoax.
BIRTHDAYS -
Debra Messing, "Grace" from "Will and Grace" is 40, Ben Affleck is 36 and Pete York from "The Spencer Davis Group" is 66 today!!
NEWS!
Here we go...parents are pissed off some "Disney Approved" underwear promoting the movie "High School Musical". The girls underwear sports a catch phrase from the movie, "Dive In", which some parents believe suggests that sexual predators will see that...then rape and pillage their daughters. 57 year old Sue Ralph is DEMANDING that the drawers be removed from the shelves. Sue...listen to me. Sexual predators are already sexual predators without having to see Disney sponsored sexual predator training panties. The words "Dive In" are not going to create an influx of little girl rapes any more than the word "depends" on your underwear is going to create a nation of people can't decide on things. Now get your superficial "just for show" morality out of your ass and come up with a safe word because Senator Edwards is waiting for ya.
Today is Bigfoot day!! Two rednecks from Georgia have found Sasquatch dead in the woods and have transported his body to California for bigfoot experts to poke and prod. The team of experts will be releasing their findings today apparently. I suspect it turns out to be Abe Vigoda.
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