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WORD OF THE DAY-
"Drubbing" - a beating or sound thrashing. A "drubbing" is what the French 4x100 men's swim team received yesterday at the Olympics.
ON THIS DAY -
1909 The SOS distress signal was first used by an American ship, the Arapaho, off Cape Hatteras, N.C. Unfortunately the Coast Guard wasn't invented for another 4 years so they all died.
1984 President Ronald Reagan joked during a voice test for a paid political radio address that he had "signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." Thankfully Russia saw the humor in it.
1992 The Mall of America, the biggest shopping mall in the country, opened in Bloomington, Minn. This was very good news for 80's pop sensation "Tiffany" who now had a bigger venue to play.
BIRTHDAYS -
Hulk Hogan is 55, Comedian Joe Rogan from News Radio and Fear Factor is 41 and Jim Kale from classic rock ensemble "The Guess Who" is 65!
NEWS -
Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible. Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects. Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional things. Put into real world terms, you could cloak Lindsay Lohan but not Lewis Black.
At least 38 Warao Indians have died in remote villages in Venezuela, and medical experts suspect an outbreak of rabies spread by bites from vampire bats. They all died after getting hit by low flying airplanes. Think about that one for a sec... ;)
FHM Magazine has released what they say are the top ten hottest female athletes at the summer Olympics. CLICK HERE to see the list. My personal favorite is #5, golfer Natalie Gulbis. Nothing is more of a turn on than a chick with a rack like that who can kick your ass on the links, then give you a little motor boat action behind the clubhouse.
Finally this morning, a UK businessman has decapitated himself with his Aston Martin...to prove to his ex-wife how much he loves her. Gerald Mellin, a UK gym owner, tied one end of a rope to a tree and the other end around his neck before boarding his $173,000 Aston Martin DB7 and flooring the pedal. Dozens watched as he flew into a busy intersection and the rope tweaked his head off like a cork off a champagne bottle. Cops found the headless body still sitting in the front seat and his head in the back seat. Friends of the couple say they were always fighting and very competitive, a competition in which the wife is currently...ahead.
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