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WORD OF THE DAY -
Sycophant - one who seeks favor by flattery.
ON THIS DAY -
On July 31, 1964, the American space probe Ranger 7 transmitted pictures of the moon's surface...Of course nobody saw then for nearly a week because they took them to Wal-mart to get developed...
1995 The Walt Disney Company agreed to acquire Capital Cities-ABC Inc. in a $19 billion deal. - A move that will inevitably someday put Mickey Mouse behind the desk of the evening news....hell, CBS has Katie Couric.
BIRTHDAYS -
Singer "Lobo" is 65, Wesley Snipes is 46 and Bill Berry of R.E.M. is 50!!
NEWS!!
We'll start with this from Foxnews.com this morning, John McCain’s presidential campaign on Wednesday released a television ad comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, suggesting the Democratic contender is little more than a vapid but widely recognized media concoction. Obama almost immediately released press releases stating how crazy that was, then released cell phone taken photos of himself wearing a wet t-shirt in the shower.
Do ya sometimes wish you could just stay in bed all day and somehow get paid for it? How does $10 an hour sound?? Well, that's what NASA is paying a group of people to do for 3 months straight. The test subjects are paid about $17,000 over the course of the study, which is carried out at the University of Texas. Also, they can only leave the bed to use the bathroom and shower. I think I'd only attempt that if I was allowed to bring my vast clown porn collection with me...
Finally, have you ever accidentally done something at work that inadvertently makes a mess? Leaving a cardboard coffee cup with coffee in it on a conference room table over the weekend for example...and it leaks all over the place. That's not a big deal, maybe a little embarrasing right? Well...haha...be glad that you're not one particular, as of yet unnamed member of the US Navy in San Diego who had a slightly embarrassing incident with a cigarette. This time however the end result was not an embarrassing coffee ring on a conference room table. No...this time it was a fire that caused $70 Million damage to an aircraft carrier!! C'mon...that's more embarrassing than trying to sneak clown porn into a NASA sleep study project!!
ARCHIVES
Visit our sponsor:
PURPLE SLUDGE.COM - an independent MonaVie distributor. Learn how MonaVie can make you and your wallet feel better!!
WORD OF THE DAY -
Sycophant - one who seeks favor by flattery.
ON THIS DAY -
On July 31, 1964, the American space probe Ranger 7 transmitted pictures of the moon's surface...Of course nobody saw then for nearly a week because they took them to Wal-mart to get developed...
1995 The Walt Disney Company agreed to acquire Capital Cities-ABC Inc. in a $19 billion deal. - A move that will inevitably someday put Mickey Mouse behind the desk of the evening news....hell, CBS has Katie Couric.
BIRTHDAYS -
Singer "Lobo" is 65, Wesley Snipes is 46 and Bill Berry of R.E.M. is 50!!
NEWS!!
We'll start with this from Foxnews.com this morning, John McCain’s presidential campaign on Wednesday released a television ad comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, suggesting the Democratic contender is little more than a vapid but widely recognized media concoction. Obama almost immediately released press releases stating how crazy that was, then released cell phone taken photos of himself wearing a wet t-shirt in the shower.
Do ya sometimes wish you could just stay in bed all day and somehow get paid for it? How does $10 an hour sound?? Well, that's what NASA is paying a group of people to do for 3 months straight. The test subjects are paid about $17,000 over the course of the study, which is carried out at the University of Texas. Also, they can only leave the bed to use the bathroom and shower. I think I'd only attempt that if I was allowed to bring my vast clown porn collection with me...
Finally, have you ever accidentally done something at work that inadvertently makes a mess? Leaving a cardboard coffee cup with coffee in it on a conference room table over the weekend for example...and it leaks all over the place. That's not a big deal, maybe a little embarrasing right? Well...haha...be glad that you're not one particular, as of yet unnamed member of the US Navy in San Diego who had a slightly embarrassing incident with a cigarette. This time however the end result was not an embarrassing coffee ring on a conference room table. No...this time it was a fire that caused $70 Million damage to an aircraft carrier!! C'mon...that's more embarrassing than trying to sneak clown porn into a NASA sleep study project!!
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