TODAY'S SHOW!!
ARCHIVES
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WORD OF THE DAY -
"Bootless" - useless...or, of course...without boots.
ON THIS DAY -
1729 The city of Baltimore was founded...of course it would be funnier if it was "found"..haha.
1971 Apollo 15 astronauts David R. Scott and James B. Irwin landed on the moon. Ya gotta have a soft spot in your heart for those two guys...I mean, they landed on the MOON and no one knows who they are.
BIRTHDAYS!!
Hillary Swank - named after one of my favorite periodicals, is 34, Paul Anka...yep, still alive and 67 today and Brad Hargreaves of "Third Eye Blind" is 37!!!
NEWS!!
A New Zealand company unveiled a new jet pack at an air show in Wisconsin recently. The $100,000, 250 pound contraption can hover a few feet off the ground if you have a couple of assistants to hold it and keep if from drifting away uncontrollably. Erm...sounds a little like this technology isn't quite yet there. Hell, I managed the exact same feet last weekend with a bottle of Cabo Wabo.
A mother and daughter on a berry-picking excursion in northwestern Ontario, Canada, claim the giant, black, hulking figure they saw last week might be the legendary Sasquatch! Helen Pahpasay and her mother say they were scared stiff when they saw the mysterious creature spot them in their truck and then run into the woods near Grassy Narrows, Ont., about 140 miles east of Winnipeg, Manitoba. In a related story, George Clinton is still missing and unaccounted for.
LifeStyles Condoms apparently wants Miley Cyrus to be their new spokes girl. The company is trying to shift their image a little bit after their previous spokes models, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears seem to get pregnant if they so much as eat. Miley Cyrus however has publicly stated that she will not have sex until she's married....so then why on Earth would she need condoms? She actually just miss read what her Dad told her to say...she meant to say that she won't get divorced until she's married....
ARCHIVES
Visit our sponsor:
PURPLE SLUDGE.COM - an independent MonaVie distributor. Learn how MonaVie can make you and your wallet feel better!!
WORD OF THE DAY -
"Bootless" - useless...or, of course...without boots.
ON THIS DAY -
1729 The city of Baltimore was founded...of course it would be funnier if it was "found"..haha.
1971 Apollo 15 astronauts David R. Scott and James B. Irwin landed on the moon. Ya gotta have a soft spot in your heart for those two guys...I mean, they landed on the MOON and no one knows who they are.
BIRTHDAYS!!
Hillary Swank - named after one of my favorite periodicals, is 34, Paul Anka...yep, still alive and 67 today and Brad Hargreaves of "Third Eye Blind" is 37!!!
NEWS!!
A New Zealand company unveiled a new jet pack at an air show in Wisconsin recently. The $100,000, 250 pound contraption can hover a few feet off the ground if you have a couple of assistants to hold it and keep if from drifting away uncontrollably. Erm...sounds a little like this technology isn't quite yet there. Hell, I managed the exact same feet last weekend with a bottle of Cabo Wabo.
A mother and daughter on a berry-picking excursion in northwestern Ontario, Canada, claim the giant, black, hulking figure they saw last week might be the legendary Sasquatch! Helen Pahpasay and her mother say they were scared stiff when they saw the mysterious creature spot them in their truck and then run into the woods near Grassy Narrows, Ont., about 140 miles east of Winnipeg, Manitoba. In a related story, George Clinton is still missing and unaccounted for.
LifeStyles Condoms apparently wants Miley Cyrus to be their new spokes girl. The company is trying to shift their image a little bit after their previous spokes models, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears seem to get pregnant if they so much as eat. Miley Cyrus however has publicly stated that she will not have sex until she's married....so then why on Earth would she need condoms? She actually just miss read what her Dad told her to say...she meant to say that she won't get divorced until she's married....
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