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WORD OF THE DAY -Knucker - A demon of the water!! scary.
ON THIS DAY -
On July 29, 1981, Britain's Prince Charles married Lady Diana Spencer at St. Paul's Cathedral in London...an event which over the next 30 years gave Oprah an career's worth of material.
1890 Artist Vincent van Gogh shot himself in France, at age 37. The wall behind him was his final work of art.
1968 Pope Paul VI reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church's stance against artificial methods of birth control...and that's why there are so many catholics!
BIRTHDAYS!
Elizabeth Dole is 72, Martina McBride is 42 and Geddy Lee from Rush is 55!!!
NEWS!!
American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was viciously attacked by a shark yesterday while swimming only a few feet out in the ocean. Well, ok, not really a vicious attack but the shark took enough of a bite to have one of it's teeth stuck in the annoying tv host's leg. I have some sound of Seacrest talking about the incident..[SOUND]. His new nickname around Hollywod? Chum! Which reminds me, "chum" is such a cool word isn't it? It's usually used in documentaries about sharks on TV...it's basically buckets of old fish parts and fish blood and stuff that nobody else wants. I've always thought it would be fun to go into a supermarket and proudly ask where they keep there chum..."WHERE YA'LL KEEP YER CHUM?!?!?"....ha...funny stuff.
Need a new place to shoot your amateur porn? There's a spot in Canada that's getting more and more popular for just that, but now the authorities are starting to crack down on it. In fact, a French couple has been fined and given a four-month suspended prison sentence for making a pornographic video at the Vimy Ridge World War I Memorial. Apparently some Canadians think that shooting porn at a war memorial is in poor taste. I'd personally have to see how it turned out before I pass judgement. And also, isn't a Canadian War memorial kind of akin to a Tanya Harding trophy case??
President Bush approved the execution of an Army private, the first time in over a half-century that a president has affirmed a death sentence for a member of the U.S. military. That was only one of 6 things the president approved all at the same time. Lumped in with the death sentence was a new carpet for the oval office, removing the ceiling mirrors from Clinton's library room, a new scone vendor for the White House, and 21" spinner rims for the Presidential Motorcade.
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