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North Dakota is on pace to set a state oil-production record this year, surpassing the 52.6 million barrels produced in 1984. Nearly 4,000 active oil wells are producing new Jed Clampets every day. Over a thousand people in North Dakota have become millionaires in the last year thanks to the black gold. Inspired by the events of late, thousands of Arkansas residents have started drilling in their back yards...often times on half acre lots in subdivisions. One man went so far as to call the local television stations and newspapers to come see his "big strike", which turned out to be his septic tank.
A Sydney Australia man who auctioned his life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — on eBay said Monday he is disappointed with the selling price: almost $384,000. The man aid he had hoped to get at least $480,000 (a half-million Australian dollars) for his life — his house and all its contents, car and a motorcycle, a jet ski, skydiving gear, an introduction to friends and a trial period in his sales job — but that the final result was enough for him to make a new start in life. You know, it seems like every day there's some idiot trying to sell tattoo advertising on his bald head or something like that...not surprising he didn't get more than that.
Finally this morning, from asylum.com, Is Having Sex with a Robot Hooker Cheating? It's a real debate that will someday be fiercely contested between couples. On the "No, it's not cheating" side, A robot hooker is just a machine, so having sex with one is like using a vibrator for women. Purchasing a little robot companionship is perfect because there's no chance of STDs or emotional attachments. My girlfriend should be happy I'm just down at the robot brothel instead of hooking up with flesh-and-blood women at the bar. On the "Yes, it is cheating side", With advanced technology, having sex with a robot hooker is too much like really cheating. For all intents and purposes, you're having sex with another woman. Plus, what if you want to buy your own robot hooker and keep her in the closet at home? It's a thin line between robot hooker and robot girlfriend. I can say this...if the robot looks like Jennifer Aniston, then me and my wife will someday be debating this ourselves.
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