TODAY'S SHOW!!
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WORD -
Limerance - An attempt at a scientific study into the nature of romantic love.
ON THIS DAY -
1870 Georgia became the last of the Confederate states to be readmitted to the Union. It was however, on my mind.
1992 Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton claimed the Democratic presidential nomination at the party's convention in New York City. Which meant he had to turn down a road gig with Bruce Springstein as the E Street Band's new sax player.
BIRTHDAYS -
Actor Terry O'Quinn is 56 today, Clive Cussler is 77 and Jason Bonham is 42
NEWS!!
The first story this morning is just....fucked up. Have you ever been in one of those crazy situations where six different things are happening...they're all bad... and it's like you're in a dream? You know, like when you've coated yourself in honey and you're trying to get all your alpacas back into their cages and hide all the kite-sized six nipple lingerie you have strewn about before your wife gets home...and you accidentally step on a bee hive? How are you supposed to think straight in times like that?? Well, in Salinas California a disoriented woman holed up in a minivan and repeatedly stabbing herself in the neck was shot to death by local police officers who thought the distraught woman was lunging at them with a knife or pick ax. Of course lawyers are coming out of holes in the ground for this one...but seriously...who wants a woman around who's so far gone that she's stabbing herself in the neck? Not this reporter.
Don't expect to go to the Olympics in China this year and be feasting on a Fido Funwhich..Dog meat has been struck from the menus of officially designated Olympic restaurants, and Beijing tourism officials are telling other outlets to discourage consumers from ordering dishes made from dogs. I asked my dog what he thought of this decision by the Chinese government...he looked at me for a second, yawned, licked his balls and went back to sleep.
Finally this morning, if you're anything like me then you've fantasized about putting jet engines on everything from lawnmowers to coffee makers. Popular Mechanics.com has a story about a guy who put a get engine on a go-cart. THAT guy obviously does not live in a subdivision with a homeowners association. Click HERE for the story.
ARCHIVES
Visit our sponsor:
PURPLE SLUDGE.COM - an independent MonaVie distributor. Learn how MonaVie can make you and your wallet feel better!!
WORD -
Limerance - An attempt at a scientific study into the nature of romantic love.
ON THIS DAY -
1870 Georgia became the last of the Confederate states to be readmitted to the Union. It was however, on my mind.
1992 Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton claimed the Democratic presidential nomination at the party's convention in New York City. Which meant he had to turn down a road gig with Bruce Springstein as the E Street Band's new sax player.
BIRTHDAYS -
Actor Terry O'Quinn is 56 today, Clive Cussler is 77 and Jason Bonham is 42
NEWS!!
The first story this morning is just....fucked up. Have you ever been in one of those crazy situations where six different things are happening...they're all bad... and it's like you're in a dream? You know, like when you've coated yourself in honey and you're trying to get all your alpacas back into their cages and hide all the kite-sized six nipple lingerie you have strewn about before your wife gets home...and you accidentally step on a bee hive? How are you supposed to think straight in times like that?? Well, in Salinas California a disoriented woman holed up in a minivan and repeatedly stabbing herself in the neck was shot to death by local police officers who thought the distraught woman was lunging at them with a knife or pick ax. Of course lawyers are coming out of holes in the ground for this one...but seriously...who wants a woman around who's so far gone that she's stabbing herself in the neck? Not this reporter.
Don't expect to go to the Olympics in China this year and be feasting on a Fido Funwhich..Dog meat has been struck from the menus of officially designated Olympic restaurants, and Beijing tourism officials are telling other outlets to discourage consumers from ordering dishes made from dogs. I asked my dog what he thought of this decision by the Chinese government...he looked at me for a second, yawned, licked his balls and went back to sleep.
Finally this morning, if you're anything like me then you've fantasized about putting jet engines on everything from lawnmowers to coffee makers. Popular Mechanics.com has a story about a guy who put a get engine on a go-cart. THAT guy obviously does not live in a subdivision with a homeowners association. Click HERE for the story.
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