TODAY'S SHOW!!!
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WORD OF THE DAY -
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ON THIS DAY -
1804 Vice President Aaron Burr mortally wounded former Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton in a pistol duel near Weehawken, N.J., bringing to an abrupt close his long running nickname given to him by native Americans..."Bad Shot Burr".
BIRTHDAYS
Leon Spinks is 55, wildlife expert Jeff Corwin is 41 and Richie Sambora from Bon Jovie is 49!!
NEWS!
In a move to help launch America further into the abyss of political correctness, Dallas County black officials have deemed black hole," "angel food cake," and "devil's food cake as racist slurs. Turns out they have a whole list of words that he wants to make racially "dirty" including black box, zebra, newspaper, light bulb and chair?? If they have their way then even those words would have to be scrupulously chosen before used out of context in public.
A Maryland state trooper has been charged with manufacturing a controlled substance after police found a marijuana plant growing near his home. Trooper First Class Steven Spoonire was suspended without pay after his arrest Wednesday night. The 36-year-old trooper is a 16-year veteran road patrol officer, and currently on tour with his Jamaican rap group Jurassic 5.
Finally, if you think you're job sucks and you sometimes daydream about some of the things you wanted to be when you were a kid...one of them was no doubt "Scientist". Well, if you ended up as a scientist in Argentina than one of your daily duties might have ended up being the guy who shoves plastic tubes up cows asses and attaching them to big plastic tanks you strapped to the cows back! That's right, a "bovine fartometer!!" The method is being used to measure cow farts in an effort to better understand global warming. What I think we really need is a similar device that attaches to presidential candidates that measures bullshit! Then we can all just vote for the dude with the smallest bag on his back...easy.
ARCHIVES
Visit our sponsor:
PURPLE SLUDGE.COM - an independent MonaVie distributor. Learn how MonaVie can make you and your wallet feel better!!
WORD OF THE DAY -
diplograph - instrument for writing two lines of text at once
ON THIS DAY -
1804 Vice President Aaron Burr mortally wounded former Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton in a pistol duel near Weehawken, N.J., bringing to an abrupt close his long running nickname given to him by native Americans..."Bad Shot Burr".
BIRTHDAYS
Leon Spinks is 55, wildlife expert Jeff Corwin is 41 and Richie Sambora from Bon Jovie is 49!!
NEWS!
In a move to help launch America further into the abyss of political correctness, Dallas County black officials have deemed black hole," "angel food cake," and "devil's food cake as racist slurs. Turns out they have a whole list of words that he wants to make racially "dirty" including black box, zebra, newspaper, light bulb and chair?? If they have their way then even those words would have to be scrupulously chosen before used out of context in public.
A Maryland state trooper has been charged with manufacturing a controlled substance after police found a marijuana plant growing near his home. Trooper First Class Steven Spoonire was suspended without pay after his arrest Wednesday night. The 36-year-old trooper is a 16-year veteran road patrol officer, and currently on tour with his Jamaican rap group Jurassic 5.
Finally, if you think you're job sucks and you sometimes daydream about some of the things you wanted to be when you were a kid...one of them was no doubt "Scientist". Well, if you ended up as a scientist in Argentina than one of your daily duties might have ended up being the guy who shoves plastic tubes up cows asses and attaching them to big plastic tanks you strapped to the cows back! That's right, a "bovine fartometer!!" The method is being used to measure cow farts in an effort to better understand global warming. What I think we really need is a similar device that attaches to presidential candidates that measures bullshit! Then we can all just vote for the dude with the smallest bag on his back...easy.
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