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WORD OF THE DAY - keelhaul - to punish by dragging under keel of ship
ON THIS DAY -
1890 Wyoming became the 44th state. At 1:14 in the morning the first officially death by grizzly bear was in the books.
1964 The album "A Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles was released.
1991 Boris N. Yeltsin took the oath of office as the first elected president of the Russian republic. Not Borris Karloff, Boris Yeltsin...Borris Karloff would have been funnier.
1964 The album "A Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles was released.
1991 Boris N. Yeltsin took the oath of office as the first elected president of the Russian republic. Not Borris Karloff, Boris Yeltsin...Borris Karloff would have been funnier.
BIRTHDAYS -
Ken Mellons is 43, Jessica Simpson is 28 and Ron Glass, played "Harris" on Barney Miller is 63!!
NEWS!!
Jesse Jackson said he wanted to "cut Obama's nuts off" yesterday just before going on live television, but not before the mics were turned on. Jackson was speaking to another guest at the time about Obama’s speeches in black churches and his support for faith-based charities. Jackson added before going live, "I want to cut his nuts off." What followed was a display of Olympic style back-pedalling not seen since a withered old white guy used the term "nappy". When asked to comment on the remarks later Obama said, "I don't even have my nuts right now anyway, Satan has them."
Jesse Jackson said he wanted to "cut Obama's nuts off" yesterday just before going on live television, but not before the mics were turned on. Jackson was speaking to another guest at the time about Obama’s speeches in black churches and his support for faith-based charities. Jackson added before going live, "I want to cut his nuts off." What followed was a display of Olympic style back-pedalling not seen since a withered old white guy used the term "nappy". When asked to comment on the remarks later Obama said, "I don't even have my nuts right now anyway, Satan has them."
The Smithsonian's Museum of Natural History is putting its crystal skull on display starting Thursday. The skull, which has mysterious origins glorified by the latest Indiana Jones Movie, is sure to attract record crowds to the museum. Let's check the rest of the schedule for the year...hmmm....Ok, in September an authentic Light Saber will be on display for a straight month, then just in time for Christmas...Highlander will be in the lobby doing stand up comedy. Speaking of Highlander...at least they didn't ruin the Highlander franchise by explaining everything away with Aliens like they did with Indiana Jones....oh....wait.....
Finally this morning, a good time waster while you're cubing it today. "8 Crazy Stories From the ER". Here's one to wet your appetite: A morbidly obese man with a large abdominal pannus (image at right) came in exhibiting red, irritated skin around the abdomen. It looked like a routine skin infection. But what was the cause? During the exam, I lifted the pannus and a turkey sandwich fell from between his folds. The man said it was about a month old, which the smell confirmed. Read the rest of them HERE.
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