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A report released by a former U.N. weapons inspector found that the international smuggling ring that supplied nuclear designs to Iran, Libya, and North Korea also obtained the blueprints for an advanced nuclear warhead. The report indicates that this is possibly only the tip of the iceberg, and that blueprints for many everyday things may have also been stolen. In addition to the nuclear bomb plans, blueprints for automatic coffee makers, a 1992 Honda Civic, cheese, talking battery operated deer heads that hang on the wall and sing Sweet Home Alabama and Donald Trumps hairpiece were also found. Cleary they are up to something incredibly sinister.
Britain’s Princess Eugenie was found naked on the grounds of her school during a drunken night with pals. A senior staff member was woken by playful shrieks and discovered about a dozen pupils dancing around in their birthday suits under the midnight moonlight. The girls were clothed, arrested and in big, big trouble with their parents. Therein lies a fundamental difference between Britain and the United States....in Britain they get punished....in the US they'd all have TV shows. On a side note, while this incident was taking place, Joe Francis...the founder of "Girls Gone Wild", was arrested and beaten just as a safety measure.
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together again. The couple, originally married in '95 and since divorced, appear to be in each others good graces. In the years between hook-ups, Anderson has shacked up with Snoop Dogg, Clay Aiken, Jennifer Anniston, Sean Penn, Gordon Lightfoot, Penelope Cruz, Dan Quayle, Elliot Spitzer, Sadam Hussein and Danny Devito....but claims she just could not stay away from Tommy Lee's legendary male member he calls "The Fith Beetle". A new video from the couple is expected in September.
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MonaVie? CLICK HERE!!!
A report released by a former U.N. weapons inspector found that the international smuggling ring that supplied nuclear designs to Iran, Libya, and North Korea also obtained the blueprints for an advanced nuclear warhead. The report indicates that this is possibly only the tip of the iceberg, and that blueprints for many everyday things may have also been stolen. In addition to the nuclear bomb plans, blueprints for automatic coffee makers, a 1992 Honda Civic, cheese, talking battery operated deer heads that hang on the wall and sing Sweet Home Alabama and Donald Trumps hairpiece were also found. Cleary they are up to something incredibly sinister.
Britain’s Princess Eugenie was found naked on the grounds of her school during a drunken night with pals. A senior staff member was woken by playful shrieks and discovered about a dozen pupils dancing around in their birthday suits under the midnight moonlight. The girls were clothed, arrested and in big, big trouble with their parents. Therein lies a fundamental difference between Britain and the United States....in Britain they get punished....in the US they'd all have TV shows. On a side note, while this incident was taking place, Joe Francis...the founder of "Girls Gone Wild", was arrested and beaten just as a safety measure.
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together again. The couple, originally married in '95 and since divorced, appear to be in each others good graces. In the years between hook-ups, Anderson has shacked up with Snoop Dogg, Clay Aiken, Jennifer Anniston, Sean Penn, Gordon Lightfoot, Penelope Cruz, Dan Quayle, Elliot Spitzer, Sadam Hussein and Danny Devito....but claims she just could not stay away from Tommy Lee's legendary male member he calls "The Fith Beetle". A new video from the couple is expected in September.
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