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WORD OF THE DAY -
"Foment" - To nurse to life or activity; to incite; to abet; to instigate; -- often in a bad sense. It's also what ethnic hillbillies do with grain in the woods.
ON THIS DAY -
1901 Vice President Theodore Roosevelt offered the advice, "Speak softly and carry a big stick," in a speech at the Minnesota State Fair. He was of course, giving advice on how not to spill your lunch on the tilt-a-whirl.
1983 Tom Brokaw took over as sole anchor of NBC's "Nightly News."...and speaking like you have a cock in your mouth became "cool".
1992 The United States and Russia agreed to build a space station, on the condition that it had lots of cool lasers and ray guns.
BIRTHDAYS -
Selma Hayek is 42, Mark Harmon is 57 and Paul Deakin of "The Mavericks" is 49!!
NEWS!!
The African continent has officially been renamed the African "INcontinent", since it can't seem to keep it's hurricane shit-balls within the confines of it's big dusty dirt star. With Gustov now just a blob of windy rain meandering through the Southern States, we have Hanna, then Ike and then who knows lined up and ready to plow into us. Somebody pissed off Africa.
Here's the next headline : "Ohio Teen Shot Dead After Egging Car". I don't even have to read the story...good! Shoot the little fuckers. I used to egg cars and I shoulda been shot..
A Gilbert Arizona cat survived a 2 1/2-hour trip on a spare tire under her owner's truck. Gil Smith recently drove from his home 70 miles away for a business meeting in Kearny. When he got out of the truck, he heard a cat in distress and realized it was his. Smith says the cat, Bella, was hysterical, shaky and tired, but was smart enough to know not to jump off the tire as the truck was moving. Hahaha...I can't stop laughing at this one...I love cats.
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