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ON THIS DAY -
1991, the Supreme Soviet, the parliament of the U.S.S.R., suspended all activities of the Communist Party, bringing it to an end. This of course left only one arch enemy of democracy and the ideals of freedom....Tom Cruise.
1966 The Beatles performed their last concert, at Candlestick Park in San Francisco. The Beatles were of course one of the most influential rock and roll bands of all time with over 4 top ten hits.
2000 Pope John Paul II endorsed organ donation and adult stem cell study but condemned human cloning, embryo experiments and Cutco Knives.
BIRTHDAYS -
John McCain is 72, Michael Jackson is a disturbing 50 and Kyle Cook of Matchbox 20 is 33 today!!
NEWS! -
This weekend is a long weekend for many of you as Monday is the celebration of "Labor Day". The first Labor Day holiday was celebrated on Tuesday, September 5, 1882, in New York City and in 1884 the first Monday in September was selected as the holiday permanently. In the early 1900's, many American workers used the extra day off from work to develop their badminton skills, as that popular backyard game became a national obsession. That is why America is known as the "ShuttleCock capital of the world!!"
Well Bangladesh has spawned yet another freak of humanity. You may remember months ago there was a girl born with eight arms, who by the way is living large and being regarded as a Goddess. She incidentally has a very prosperous clapping school. This time it was a two headed baby who seemed normal in all regards except for the heads. The two headed baby was actually eating normally out of both mouths before tragically dying at home a couple of days later. Simon Cowell, host and producer of American Idol was very upset at the news of the two-headed baby's death as he was planning a new reality show called "Who Wants To Be Their Own Backup Singer".
Finally, have you seen the TV ad produced by a pro-vegetarian group depicting children at school eating hot dogs for lunch discussing how they all have cancer? The ad directly implies that eating hot dogs will give you colon cancer. Ladies and gentlemen, hot dogs are not going to give you cancer. Neither are cell phones, high power transmission lines or masturbating too much. Hell, I've masturbated twice already today and I feel great. This is just another attempt by special interest groups to scare the ignorant and affectible masses of America into joining their asinine belief structures. Listen to me. Life is short and precious, take what little time you have and do EVERYTHING you can...and do it with an almost reckless abandon that falls short of hurting someone else. You are not going to be able to do this if you are afraid of hot dogs!
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