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At 1:30 am Central Time: 13 items down the hatch...and Ken has called it quits. What a loser.
WORD OF THE DAY - Pallianation - the relief of pain and suffering.
ON THIS DAY - 1608 The city of Quebec was founded by Samuel de Champlain. He became the official symbol of snobbery.
2005 A NASA space probe, Deep Impact, hit its comet target as planned in a mission to learn how the solar system formed...so far all we've learned is how to land a probe on a comet.
BIRTHDAYS - Tom Cruise is 46, Montell Williams is 52 and Aaron Tippon is the big 5-0.
NEWS!!!
A vast bloom of algae covers one third of the sea in China where the world's best sailors are supposed to be competing in just over a month. Athletes are calling it the blob, the carpet, and the fairway. China has spent nearly $4 million so far trying to make it go away but it just keeps coming back....bigger. In a disparate move to have the algae cleared by the start of the Olympic games, the Chinese government has asked Tom Cruise to see if his nebulous alien overlords can help, guessing that they must have some pretty nice spaceships. Tom Cruise replied by emerging from his isolation chamber, removing his human skin tribal mask saying, "That's just silly".
Can't afford Viagra but still want to Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret to make an appearance over the fourth of July weekend? Scientists now say that the flesh and rind parts of a watermelon contain similar ingredients to Viagra that relax blood vessels and allow the vein crane to get to work. Unfortunately however, watermelons do nothing to make men more attractive and thus have a way to actually use what you got. Here's a quick fourth of July tip for you though fellas...a few shots of your favorite Irish Whiskey and the watermelon itself doesn't make a bad date.
3 comments:
13.....sad
Weak attampt in my opinion but at least he didn't puke in my car on the way home. All that shit fermented in his stomach and he finally got sick today and could not come into work, or could it be that he was up all night playing Halo while the wifey is gone?
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