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ON THIS DAY -
1866 Tennessee became the first state to be readmitted to the Union after the Civil War. As a reward they got cheap electricity.
1929 President Herbert Hoover proclaimed the Kellogg-Briand Pact, which renounced war as an instrument of foreign policy, and had two scoops of raisins.
1969 The Apollo 11 astronauts, two of whom had become the first men to set foot on the moon, splashed down safely in the Pacific with legendary adventure tales and probably the best bar pick-up line of all time.
2005 Lance Armstrong closed out his cycling career with a seventh consecutive Tour de France victory. If he makes you feel like you haven't really accomplished anything in life...just go look at your junk and count to 2!!
BIRTHDAYS -
Gallagher is 62, Michael Richards is 59 and Jennifer Lopez is 39
NEWS -
South Texas seems to have survived the first hurricane of the season, Hurricane Dolly. By late last night Dolly had weakened to a tropical storm but rain and high winds continued to be a threat. Unfortunately, the most damage will be caused by the 800,000 illegal drywall hangers that snuck in during the storm.
A San Diego high school floozie is the next up to try to milk the system of fraudulent law suit money. The unnamed teanager from Spring Valley is suing her teacher for $75,000 for calling her ugly. Good luck with that girlfriend, I suspect your one of the many who would still be ugly....even with $75,000.
The head of a prominent cancer research institute issued an unprecedented warning to his faculty and staff Wednesday: Limit cell phone use because of the possible risk of cancer. Oh please, there are many MUCH more dangerous things than cancer to worry about with cell phone use. You can die in a head-on collision if you don't pay attention while you talk on the phone in your car. What if you use your phone to inform your loan shark you're not going to pay him back? Bam! Your phone just broke your legs. What if you throw your cell phone straight up in the air and immediately forget you did that?? Danger Will Robinson. What if you sharpen your cell phone and use it to cut a nice juicy ribeye and cut your finger? What if you modify your cell phone to shoot .380 caliber shells and you forget which end they come out of? What if you program your cell phone to open a trans dimensional worm hole and it lets strange dinosaur like creatures through from the other side? You've just doomed humanity....with your cell phone. And you were worried about cancer.
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