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WORD OF THE DAY -Epizootic - a disease that appears as new cases in a given animal population, during a given period, at a rate that substantially exceeds what is "expected" based on recent experience.
ON THIS DAY -
1904 The ice cream cone was invented by Charles E. Menches during the Louisiana Purchase Exposition in St. Louis.
1984 Vanessa Williams became the first Miss America to resign her title, because of nude photographs published in Penthouse magazine
2000 Tiger Woods became the youngest golfer to complete a career Grand Slam when he won the British Open at age 24. AND...he makes alot more money than the guy who invented the ice cream cone!
BIRTHDAYS!-
Alison Krauss is 37, Don Imus is 226 (what? Oh...he just looks 226...he's 68), and Slash from Guns 'n' Roses is 43!!!
NEWS!!!
An animal sanctuary in Oklahoma City has agreed to accept two dogs that authorities say were trained to have sex with women. The dogs — named Lucky and Buddy, a Lab and a mix breed — will be taken to the no-kill sanctuary next month. Now you may ask, "Who on earth would train dogs to have sex with women??" That's a very good question. Whalen and Donald Roy Seigfried, were charged with felony crimes against nature after Whalen's adult son found more than 150 tapes of his mom performing bangin' her dogs. Seigfried was accused of filming the acts. The story has a happy ending though, the dogs will be put up for adoption...Whalen and Donald will be sent to Nicaragua where they will be sprayed with hormones and caged with gorillas who are trained to have sex with men.
Angry parents and activists were still waiting on Tuesday for talk show host Michael Savage to apologize for describing "99 percent" of autistic children as misdiagnosed "brats". Many are even calling for him to be fired. First of all, he wasn't referencing kids who actually have autism. He was referencing the huge number of "brats" who are diagnosed as having autism so their lazy ass parents don't have to take the blame for their out of control kids. Secondly, this is America...talk show hosts like Michael Savage are free to say whatever they want and you all are free to disagree with it. If you really have a problem with it...GET YOUR OWN FUCKING TALK SHOW!!
Finally this morning, Gizmodo.com recently asked it's readers to create bogus, but brutally honest, ads for gadgets. Most of them are incredibly funny and suitable to look at in your cubicle. Go to gizmodo.com yourself and try to find it or just click here.
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