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Preparation H, the topical medication used to treat hemorrhoids, reportedly is catching fire as the latest "drug" to hit the New York City club scene...The topical solution contains a medication which shrinks the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids by constricting the nearby blood vessels. But the ingredient will shrink other tissue as well. Apparently the latest craze is for men to slather themselves with the butt cream to make themselves look ripped.
Some plumbing issues on the international space station. Less than a week before Discovery lifted off from Cape Canaveral Saturday evening, the Russian-built zero-gravity toilet aboard the space station broke down. Apparently the irony of a Russian built toilet finally caught up to it.
Police in the netherlands say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong. The man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants dropped in the back "for a joke." At one point they stopped and pushed their collective asses against a resturaunt window....and broke it. Broken shards of glass plus exposed ass equals a GREAT story for Jack Sass!! But, with the only upside to the story being the store owner not pressing charges...there comes a downside. Al Gore is apparently considering legal action against the yoots claiming he, "invented mooning".
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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