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NOTES FROM TODAY'S SHOW
Sounds ridiculous, but for the first time in recorded history the North Pole may be free of ice this summer. Research scientist Mark Sereeze said recently, "The issue is that, for the first time that I am aware of, the North Pole is covered with extensive first-year ice — ice that formed last autumn and winter. I'd say it's even-odds whether the North Pole melts out," This doesn't bode well for Santa Claus, who lost a Superbowl bet to Superman and will have to now mow his lawn all summer.
A rare 25-foot-long giant squid has been caught in the waters off California. Researcher Sean Van Sommeran and his Pelagic Shark Research Foundation crew found the squid about 20 miles out. Seagulls were feeding on the carcass and had already completely covered it with cocktail sauce and were getting ready to deep fry it. Obviously Italian seagulls.
Finally this morning...Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, it's apparently being offered a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the crap. The Jack Sass Radio Show was able to obtain a small clip from the show and it's awful. Troyer dons a scuba suit, complete with tank and climbs completely inside his girlfriend where he then brings her to orgasm with a tazer. The tape will only be available on mini-DV format.
LIVE SHOW!! - LIVE TONIGHT AFTER SNL!!
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PURPLE SLUDGE.COM - an independent MonaVie distributor. Learn how MonaVie can make you and your wallet feel better!!
NOTES FROM TODAY'S SHOW
Sounds ridiculous, but for the first time in recorded history the North Pole may be free of ice this summer. Research scientist Mark Sereeze said recently, "The issue is that, for the first time that I am aware of, the North Pole is covered with extensive first-year ice — ice that formed last autumn and winter. I'd say it's even-odds whether the North Pole melts out," This doesn't bode well for Santa Claus, who lost a Superbowl bet to Superman and will have to now mow his lawn all summer.
A rare 25-foot-long giant squid has been caught in the waters off California. Researcher Sean Van Sommeran and his Pelagic Shark Research Foundation crew found the squid about 20 miles out. Seagulls were feeding on the carcass and had already completely covered it with cocktail sauce and were getting ready to deep fry it. Obviously Italian seagulls.
Finally this morning...Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, it's apparently being offered a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the crap. The Jack Sass Radio Show was able to obtain a small clip from the show and it's awful. Troyer dons a scuba suit, complete with tank and climbs completely inside his girlfriend where he then brings her to orgasm with a tazer. The tape will only be available on mini-DV format.
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