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ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY- On June 24, 1997, the Air Force released a report on the so-called "Roswell Incident," suggesting the alien bodies witnesses reported seeing in 1947 were actually life-sized dummies. So...it's the Air Forces official opinion that aliens are stupid.
1987 Actor Jackie Gleason died at age 71, he went directly to the moon.
BIRTHDAYS
Jeff Beck is 64, Mick Fleetwood is 61 and Peter Weller is 61
NEWS!
A man in Brisbane Australia was found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway and charged with drunk driving. The officers breath-tested the 64-year-old man, who registered a blood alcohol reading of 0.301 — more than six times the legal driving limit. He was charged with operating a vehicle while drunk and ordered to report to court on July 7, where if convicted his fines could potentially be even stiffer than his legs.
We go to Panama City Florida where Jodee Berry is one pissed off chick. The hooters waitress turned plaintiff is suing her employer claiming she was mislead in a recent sales contest with a brand new Toyota as the grand prize. Yes, she thought that if she sold the most fried pickles on a particular shift, Hooters would give her a new car. Well, Jodee won the contest that day and was led out into the parking lot to see her new "Toy Yoda".....a stuffed representation of the little green swamp resident from Star Wars. The judge in the case stopped laughing only long enough to make mocking motorboat sounds.
Finally, let's say you have an army of soldiers to train in the old-world art of hand-to hand combat...who ya gonna call? Chuck Norris? Storman Norman? Tom Cruise? Although all three are great choices, the Italian army has a secret training weapon. 77 year old grandmother Keiko Wakabayshi. This old lady will kick your ass downtown and bake cookies at the same time. Keiko, a black belt many times over, trains soldiers in the Italian army how to kill with their hands. I know a Hooters waitress in Florida that could use a good ass kicking....
ARCHIVES
Visit our sponsor:
PURPLE SLUDGE.COM - an independent MonaVie distributor. Learn how MonaVie can make you and your wallet feel better!!
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY- On June 24, 1997, the Air Force released a report on the so-called "Roswell Incident," suggesting the alien bodies witnesses reported seeing in 1947 were actually life-sized dummies. So...it's the Air Forces official opinion that aliens are stupid.
1987 Actor Jackie Gleason died at age 71, he went directly to the moon.
BIRTHDAYS
Jeff Beck is 64, Mick Fleetwood is 61 and Peter Weller is 61
NEWS!
A man in Brisbane Australia was found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway and charged with drunk driving. The officers breath-tested the 64-year-old man, who registered a blood alcohol reading of 0.301 — more than six times the legal driving limit. He was charged with operating a vehicle while drunk and ordered to report to court on July 7, where if convicted his fines could potentially be even stiffer than his legs.
We go to Panama City Florida where Jodee Berry is one pissed off chick. The hooters waitress turned plaintiff is suing her employer claiming she was mislead in a recent sales contest with a brand new Toyota as the grand prize. Yes, she thought that if she sold the most fried pickles on a particular shift, Hooters would give her a new car. Well, Jodee won the contest that day and was led out into the parking lot to see her new "Toy Yoda".....a stuffed representation of the little green swamp resident from Star Wars. The judge in the case stopped laughing only long enough to make mocking motorboat sounds.
Finally, let's say you have an army of soldiers to train in the old-world art of hand-to hand combat...who ya gonna call? Chuck Norris? Storman Norman? Tom Cruise? Although all three are great choices, the Italian army has a secret training weapon. 77 year old grandmother Keiko Wakabayshi. This old lady will kick your ass downtown and bake cookies at the same time. Keiko, a black belt many times over, trains soldiers in the Italian army how to kill with their hands. I know a Hooters waitress in Florida that could use a good ass kicking....
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