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A Massachusetts high school is facing a pregnancy boom with 17 girls entering summer vacation expecting babies in what some have called a pregnancy pact. Theoretically being influenced by Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy, they girls made a pact go get pregnant at any cost. The father of one of the babies is a local homeless man. Amazing. Clay Aikin is the father of 4 of them, and strangely enough, all the rest of them appear to be fathered by Rosie O'Donnell.
The mystery behind all the crop circles in England's countryside has been solved. They were put there by illegal Mexican aliens in flying saucers.
Eating a big breakfast, heavy in carbs, is the key to keeping slim, according to new research. The study, backed by a grant from McDonalds, shows that weight put on in the morning is quicker to disappear and less likely to come back. The study also concluded that the best combination of foods for this diet is English muffins, sausage patties, eggs, and egg shaped fried potatoes.
Scientists believe white substance exposed by Mars Lander is frozen water because it later vanished, leading some to question if planet is habitable. Hopes were dashed when more tests concluded that the vanishing ice came back at unexpected times and has a Vanilla aroma. The "vanilla ice" was immediately covered back up and the Mars probe was self destructed as a means of defense.
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