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The new "cheaper" iPhone is about to come out, but is it going to save you money for real? Nope. The phone itself is $200 less than the first iPhone, but AT&T is upping the monthly service charge by $10. Over the 2 year plan you HAVE to sign your name to that's $240 difference. It's actually significantly more expensive. But..if you're a materialistic snob who just has to be seen using one...go get one. Hell, I drink Milwaukee's Best for the same reason.
When her daughter Isabella awoke in the middle of the night, Cari Abatemarco probably thought the infant needed a bottle or a diaper change, but the New York woman was instead shocked to find a snake in the 7-month-old's crib. The snake was 8 feet long and had what appear to be both human teeth and eyelids. There was no immediate indication as to how the snake ended up in the crib, but there was a strange burn pattern on the ceiling over it. Bill Murray and Dan Akroid are investigating.
A mother in Poland who was intoxicated while giving birth at a Polish hospital popped out a baby girl who was almost 15 times over the country's adult drunk-driving limit! The 38 year old woman blew a .12 on the alchie meter. Then she blew the doctor, his assistant and the hospital janitor before going to an Irish Pub down the road to "get pissed". The baby drank shirley temples for the remainder of the day.
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