Friday, May 30, 2008

JACK SASS RADIO - MAY 30TH, 2008!


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WORD OF THE DAY - Lamprophony - Loudness and clarity of voice

ON THIS DAY -
1431 Joan of Arc, condemned as a heretic, was burned at the stake in France. Her younger sister, Barbara of Arc capitalized on the event and had a successful firewood company that allowed her to put not only herself but her brother Doug through college.

1854 The territories of Nebraska and Kansas were established..16 months later in 1856 the first mobile home was destroyed by a tornado.

BIRTHDAYS -
Wynonna Judd - 44, Tom Morello from Audio Slave and Rage Against The Machine before that...is also 44.

NEWS

Is daytime television talk show host and food chick Rachael Ray a terrorist? You decide! Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an online advertisement featuring Rachael Ray after complaints that a fringed black-and-white scarf that the celebrity chef wore in the ad offers symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism. Ray's Texas compound was immediately searched by federal agents who discovered cookie cutter equipment dating back to the civil war buried along with several varieties of American tube socks from the seventies. She is being held in an undisclosed federal prison without bail.

One of Brazil's last uncontacted Indian tribes has been spotted in the far western Amazon jungle near the Peruvian border. In a video shot from a helicopter, you can clearly see strong, healthy warriors, six huts and a large planted area. At one point the helicopter pilot can clearly be heard saying "let's fuck with them" and dropped a box of prepaid cell phones on the tribe.

Former American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken is going to be a father! The mother is Aiken's 40-something best friend Jaymes Foster — a record producer whose L.A. home he stays at when he is in town. The catch? The pregnancy was conceived through artificial insemination. Aiken reported on a recent E! Entertainment Television interview that he can only have an orgasm while locked in a closet in total silence, an eerie red glow emitting from a dark room safe light, and his favorite photo of David Hassolhoff running on the beach from the opening credits of Baywatch.

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