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I just had a strange experience. I went in to wake up my wife a little while ago, and traditionally when I do this my little cockapoo "Russell" snaps at me and growls. He's an asshole. To appease and calm him, and to prevent puncture wounds in my arms, I pet Russell while I'm waking up wifeypoo. This time though I was rubbing her back and started to do it a little suggestively...hehe. Well, you know how it's really difficult to pat your head and rub your belly at the same time? Your hands always seem to want to do the same thing. Well, they were. The right hand...let's call him "righty", was suggestively petting my wife, and the left hand...let's call her "Jenny"...was suggestively petting the friggin dog!!! I still feel icky.
I'm at Zanies Comedy Club in Nashville tongiht!! Get there at 7 if you want to see me!
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