WORD OF THE DAY -
Edacious - given to eating...a fat fuck in other words.
Edacious - given to eating...a fat fuck in other words.
ON THIS DAY -
1609 English explorer Henry Hudson sailed into the river that now bears his name, a much more illustrious feat than another person who sort of has a river named after him...John Crapper.
1954 "Lassie" made its TV debut on CBS, a monumental moment it TV history as the first time pornography was broadcast to the general public. Well....ok, for .4% of the viewers....a very fucking sick .4% of the viewers.
2000 Dutch lawmakers gave same-sex couples the right to marry and adopt children. Also the "Dutch Oven" sexual position became mainstream.
1609 English explorer Henry Hudson sailed into the river that now bears his name, a much more illustrious feat than another person who sort of has a river named after him...John Crapper.
1954 "Lassie" made its TV debut on CBS, a monumental moment it TV history as the first time pornography was broadcast to the general public. Well....ok, for .4% of the viewers....a very fucking sick .4% of the viewers.
2000 Dutch lawmakers gave same-sex couples the right to marry and adopt children. Also the "Dutch Oven" sexual position became mainstream.
BIRTHDAYS -
Joe Pantoliano turns 57, Rush drummer Neil Peart is 56 and Larry LaLonde from Primus is 40!!
Joe Pantoliano turns 57, Rush drummer Neil Peart is 56 and Larry LaLonde from Primus is 40!!
NEWS!!
You've probably heard this story by now, but you haven't heard my take on it. A 22-year-old college grad looking to pay off her student loans will auction off her virginity at Nevada's infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch. She's only holding the auction there because Ebay didn't want anything to do with it, which was very smart on their part because that would have set a precedent that I personally would have exploited until the crazy mad scientists in Europe blow up the world. If Ebay let this tart auction off her virginity, can you just imagine the quality of human specimen that would then try to do the same thing? Seriously, not only would they all be sadistically ugly but there would be ALOT of them. The "Take My Virginity" section of ebay would be a bigger website than Microsoft.com. You got to figure that the average whore who would try to sell her body on Ebay would look something like a cross between Jack Black and Tori Spelling, and if you can't imagine that little concoction just take an old iron frying pan to work and hit someone as hard as you can with it right in the face. Anyway, I applaud this 22 year old bimbo's audacious entrepeneurism. She's kinda hot and will probably fetch a fair price, I just wish I could be a fly on the wall in about six years when her retarded spawn pushes the "help" button inside his bubble and wants to know where he came from.
You've probably heard this story by now, but you haven't heard my take on it. A 22-year-old college grad looking to pay off her student loans will auction off her virginity at Nevada's infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch. She's only holding the auction there because Ebay didn't want anything to do with it, which was very smart on their part because that would have set a precedent that I personally would have exploited until the crazy mad scientists in Europe blow up the world. If Ebay let this tart auction off her virginity, can you just imagine the quality of human specimen that would then try to do the same thing? Seriously, not only would they all be sadistically ugly but there would be ALOT of them. The "Take My Virginity" section of ebay would be a bigger website than Microsoft.com. You got to figure that the average whore who would try to sell her body on Ebay would look something like a cross between Jack Black and Tori Spelling, and if you can't imagine that little concoction just take an old iron frying pan to work and hit someone as hard as you can with it right in the face. Anyway, I applaud this 22 year old bimbo's audacious entrepeneurism. She's kinda hot and will probably fetch a fair price, I just wish I could be a fly on the wall in about six years when her retarded spawn pushes the "help" button inside his bubble and wants to know where he came from.
Well, if you ever needed a wake-up call to remind yourself just how sweet our personal freedoms here in America really are..look no further than Italian comedienne Sabina Guzzanti. In a recent show in Italy she ended a bit with "within 20 years the Pope will be where he ought to be — in Hell, tormented by great big poofter devils, and very active ones, not passive ones. I had to look up "poofter"...it's an "effeminate homo". So Clay Aiken Basically. Unfortunately for Sabina though, insulting the leader of the worlds biggest cult doesn't fly well over in the big boot and she faces up to 5 years in prison. Apparently the pontificious polock has forgotten about the rash of young boys who have been raped by his clan members. I also learned that in Italy, insulting the Pope carries the same legal ramifications as insulting the President. Upon learning that I booked a one-way flight to Rome for Michael Moore.
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