Tuesday, August 19, 2008

JACK SASS RADIO - AUGUST 19th, 2008!!




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ARCHIVES

WORD OF THE DAY -
"Naked" - you know what it means....get that way.

ON THIS DAY -
1929 The comedy "Amos 'n' Andy" made its network radio debut on NBC...still in some ways influencing pop culture today.
1994 President Bill Clinton halted the nation's three-decade open-door policy for Cuban refugees. It's now referred to as the "sneak the beach" policy.
2004
Internet search engine Google went public. So far they seem to be doing pretty well.
BIRTHDAYS -
Fred Thompson is 66, former president Bill Clinton is 62 and Karli Osborn
of "She Daisey" is 24.

NEWS!!
Tropical storm Fay is slamming the Florida keys this morning, but not nearly as bad as was originally predicted by Nostradamus. He thought this particular storm would open up the gates of hell. Na...it's got 60 mph winds and some high surf but it looks like Key West will still be there for Fantasy Fest. Unless you call streets loaded with naked painted women "hell". This reporter does not.

College presidents from about 100 of the nation's best-known universities, including Duke, Dartmouth and Ohio State, are calling on lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18, saying current laws actually encourage dangerous binge drinking on campus. The argument by the consortium of college bigwigs is that the 21 year old limit is not being enforced anyway, so let's just change it to what the people are doing? Lumped in with this law change would be changing the legal age to have sex to 12 and legalizing paper mache' motorcycle helmets.

Finally this morning, have you ever walked in on your teen son or daughter doing something so dumb that you wonder how they can chew food? I'm talking about things like putting paper towels in the washing machine to clean them, peeing not just on the toilet seat...but somehow on the tank, or you get up in the morning and the oven is on and the refrigerator door is wide open. Well..here's a story that will make you view your teen spawn in a whole new light, it will make you appreciate them just a little bit more. A Nevada teenager was using FIRE to kill spiders, and guess what happened? Correct, he burned his house down. Now go hug your kids.

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