TODAY'S SHOW!!!
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WORD OF THE DAY - Sledgling - In cricket, offensive remarks made by fielders to opposing batsmen to break their concentration.
ON THIS DAY - 1776 Col. John Nixon gave the first public reading of the Declaration of Independence to a crowd gathered at Independence Square in Philadelphia...
BIRTHDAYS - Kevin Bacon is 50, Joan Osborne is 46 and Beck is 38!!
NEWS!!
A new report says that the end of the internet is near!! Nearly 85 percent of all available IP addresses are already dished out, and when they're gone, they're gone!! Bart Frugesh, the founder of an organization called Normal People with Alpaca Fetishes says that the looming internet demise unfairly singles out his type since Alpaca porn is only available on the internet.
Finally this morning, a new video game for the Wii has some lawmakers upset because it depicts the popular drinking game "beer pong". "Beer Pong" is a game where two teams face off and try to bounce a ping pong ball into one of various cups filled with different levels of beer on the other side of the table. If the ball goes in the cup, the beer must be consumed. The fun part of the game is that the ball, which has no doubt at soime point bounced under every piece of furniture in the dorm room...is obviously coated with many, many nasty things. Connecticut's attorney general Richard Blumenthal said Monday that our nations children need to be isolated from the real world for as long as possible, and not exposed to anything but puppy dogs and ice cream sandwhiches. That way, when they graduate from college they'll be perfect Democrats!
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