I love stories where I don't have to write a punchline...here we go: A 29-year-old man leaped out of a plane at 10,000 feet with a camera but no parachute Saturday. His body was found next to a house with a damaged roof. The closest I ever cam to doing that was when I went to take a crap at an airport and didn't check the TP situation before I started poopin....but of course I didn't bounce off the roof of a house at 120mph. That guy wins.
This one will make you smile actually...A mother who decided to abort her son because he may have inherited a life-threatening kidney condition is overjoyed that he survived the procedure. A short time after the abortion, the mother felt a fluttering in her stomach. She went to the doctor for a scan and discovered she was 19 weeks pregnant. In a recent ultra-sound the baby can be clearly seen grabbing his junk and flipping the bird to his mom. Oh yea...he's gonna be a real Joy. You just don't live down something like that.
Finally....you just KNOW this is pissing Fidel Castro off... Less than a year after succeeding Fidel as the Supreme Ruler of Cuba, Raul Castro has made his first major policy...free sex change operations for everyone!! Amazingly this may have positive implications for America as it seems to have inspired a new trend of "reverse" immigration. Overcrowded boats have been leaving Miami by the dozens, loaded with queers and freaks from all over America. Clay Aiken could not be reached for comment.
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