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Sorry, you're not tall enough to ride this ride, but you can get a sex change!!
Boston’s Children’s Hospital bills itself as the hospital for children — and now it’s also the hospital for children who want a sex change, a procedure some critics are calling "barbaric." Dr. Norman Spack, a pediatric specialist at the hospital, has launched a clinic for transgendered kids — boys who feel like girls, girls who want to be boys — and he’s opening his doors to patients as young as 7. You know, I for one long for the good ol' days when little boys and girls can play dress up without society forcing hormones down our throats. I remember even as a young boy I would play the "penis tuck" game in the bath tub to pretend I was a woman....but seriously...that was because even at 7 or 8 years old I wanted to look at naked chicks but there weren't any around...so I made one!! Back to the story though...Dr. Spack offers other unique procedures for kids that the greater Boston area has found to be over the top. Among these are butt breasts, Adam's apples implants on the wrist for young homosexuals to make it easier to pretend their hand is another man, and webbed feet....has something to do with dolphins...
Ok!! So..I'll be performing tonight at Spanky's Bar and Grill tonight fo a show with the Nashvillestandup.com folks! Come out to see me, mention this post and I'll buy you a beer!
LIVE WITH PASSION!!
-jack sass
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Sorry, you're not tall enough to ride this ride, but you can get a sex change!!
Boston’s Children’s Hospital bills itself as the hospital for children — and now it’s also the hospital for children who want a sex change, a procedure some critics are calling "barbaric." Dr. Norman Spack, a pediatric specialist at the hospital, has launched a clinic for transgendered kids — boys who feel like girls, girls who want to be boys — and he’s opening his doors to patients as young as 7. You know, I for one long for the good ol' days when little boys and girls can play dress up without society forcing hormones down our throats. I remember even as a young boy I would play the "penis tuck" game in the bath tub to pretend I was a woman....but seriously...that was because even at 7 or 8 years old I wanted to look at naked chicks but there weren't any around...so I made one!! Back to the story though...Dr. Spack offers other unique procedures for kids that the greater Boston area has found to be over the top. Among these are butt breasts, Adam's apples implants on the wrist for young homosexuals to make it easier to pretend their hand is another man, and webbed feet....has something to do with dolphins...
Ok!! So..I'll be performing tonight at Spanky's Bar and Grill tonight fo a show with the Nashvillestandup.com folks! Come out to see me, mention this post and I'll buy you a beer!
LIVE WITH PASSION!!
-jack sass
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